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dude

An ingrown butt-hair. Not necessarily found on an elephant, horse, or other animal, but anyone.
1. (Actual) Wow, I have a really big dude today. It hurts so bad!

2. (Name-calling) That guy is such a dude!
by qpdoll17 February 24, 2009
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

a pregnant carp, or small goldfish.
that fish is a dude, its about to give birth
by matty July 5, 2005
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

An ingrown ass hair.
"I recently lit up a fart and am now sporting a dude becuase of such. Sucks!"
by Gozeritall March 25, 2007
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

(According to my sources) A microscopic hair on an elephant's butt.
So, whats your job?

Shaving an elephant's dudes.
by S0cks July 21, 2008
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

1. A common term used to refer to other people, particularly males

2. An infected hair on an elephant's butt

3. A person who cares excessively about his/her clothes

4. A bottlecap
1.
Person 1:"What up dude?"
Person 2: "Um, excuse me, Im a girl"

2.
Person 1: "The poor elephant has a dude on its butt, and you have to surgically remove it"
Person 2: "dammit"

3.
Person 1: "I say, who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here"
Person 2: "That dude over there with the fancy clothes"

4.
Person 1: "I found a dude on the ground, its the same size as your weiner"
Person 2: "Shut the fuck up"
by edwild22 February 28, 2010
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

dan: hey dude u wanna go surf
jake: sure dude
by kaylawhite June 30, 2018
mugGet the dudemug.

dude

i am not a dude. whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
mugGet the dudemug.

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