douche

1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.

2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.

1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.

2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.

by spleen2006 May 31, 2006

douche

To clean out the vagina.

Sometimes the puss just needs a little Spring cleaning!

by Scratch DJ January 26, 2005

douche

a tool that a woman uses to clean cum out of her vagina.

after some rough sex without a condom the hoe used a douche to clean her vagina

by smoochiesmoocherss July 23, 2005

douche

A friendly pink elephant people see when theyve eaten too many mushrooms.Some say this is a figment of imagination that if you play with him he'll lead you into a subway and get you run over.

"Douche and I stayed up all last night playing hide and go seek, that cheeky devil.I lost him when he went into the subway though."

dealer kills stoner.

The End

by Puppito June 11, 2006

Douche

Another tennis term when both players gets to 40 all. It is also a mispronouncation of Deuce. Ofter times, the serving player will call out another name (ie. Jason).

dude: Hey whats the score?
asdf: Its Douche
dude: Wat?
asdf: I mean its Jason.

by asdfgheyrjyulo November 5, 2009

douche

a vaginal atish

atish is such a great douche bag it always cleanses my vagina thoroughly

by Mike Rotch October 29, 2003

douche

The Dutch, French and some other countries word for 'shower'. For the nastier meaning see other entries for this word.

A Dutch person would say:'Ik neem een douche.' (I'm taking a shower)

by Eddy B. March 29, 2007