douche
1.) The act of doing something negative towards another person, usually unintentionally.
2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.
2.) To flush the mold out of one's unused vagina.
1.) Hey thanks for telling my boss you saw me at the beach, you totally douched me.
2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.
2.) I knew whenever my grandfather was going to get lucky because I'd see grandma go out back in the woods to douche. She'd squat near my tire swing and flush herself out. It always looked like chunky vegetable soup coming out. I'd have a hell of time keeping my dog away from it for several days afterwards, but boy grandma would smell so clean and fresh.
douche by spleen2006 May 31, 2006
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