Dopey shit

A loser who does something so stupid, that they are referred to as "dopey" and the "shit" is just added to imply the obvious.

I saw some lad trip over his own feet at the community match yesterday... it was Alan, the dopey shit!

by The #1 Lad October 18, 2019

Doppy

A ghost that you can't see but you can see their shadow.

Careful! A doppy's there!

by Naxzed October 25, 2019

dopey-itis

being a stupid cunt

you’re so stupid, do u have dopey-itis?

by mainbitchx April 1, 2020

Doppelganger effect

A causality exists in which after spending enough time with your best friend you start to dress, look, act, and eventually think the same as each other.

“Notice how those two guys sitting together on the bus have the same sunglasses, rings, haircuts, phone brand, shoes, etc. That’s the doppelganger effect. And look in the seats behind them are two girls who dress, tilt their heads and even laugh exactly like each other too”

by mogydee May 26, 2020

doppelmasker

A person you spot in a public place who you think might be your friend – but you're not sure, because their face is partially covered by a mask.

Is that my friend Olivia, or just a doppelmasker?

by amymapsmith April 18, 2021

Doppelwänger

Your identical twin of a penis. Exactly the same dimensions, skin tone and "flaccid to hard" growth velocity. Similar to Joey from Friends hand twin, only it's your man-junk.

Everybody has one.

"This dick is your dick, this dick is my dick, oh wait , that's your dick, no wait it's my dick"

Brad and Chad stood at urinals...

Brad: OMG, dude - I think we're Doppelwängers!!

Chad: Dude, what's a Doppelwänger?

Brad: Dude! We have identical dicks!

Chad: Dude... That's Rad!

by Matty2Fatty June 16, 2021

doopey clooch

harry styles’ butt plug

me: hey have you ever seen doopey clooch?
friend: no wtf

by lukehemmingslipring July 13, 2021