dry dock

At someone else's house, you turn off the water supply to the toilet, then flush it. Now the toilet bowl is empty, no water in it. Now you take a dump, essentially leaving your turd welded to the inside of the toilet bowl. This is "dry docking". The bathroom now smells like an outhouse since the turd is fully exposed to the air. For added effect, bring a jar with a few flies, release them in the bathroom, thereby enhancing the outhouse "feel".

"After I had sex with his wife, I dry docked one in his office bathroom."

dry dock by edawg999 November 1, 2006

jaw dock

The spot on an extremely muscular mans chest in which a woman's ass rests upon perfectly and lines up her vagina with his jaw for oral sex.

Man I would jump on that jaw dock any time!

jaw dock by Atomsbombmomma November 5, 2014

Dick-Dock

When two men pull back their foreskin with their dicks touching. One man starts by pulling his foreskin over his dick and stretches it over the head of the other mans cock. The other man then does the same. They have now dick-docked.

Let’s join together and dick-dock.

Dick-Dock by Hello Yeah Yeah January 2, 2018

Pulling a Dock 

Doing Homosexual Acts under the Influence of drugs and/or Alcohol

Guy 1: Whoa! is that Janice and Leanne Making out in the back of Leanne's car?

Guy 2: Yeah it is!

Guy 3: Janice is really pulling a dock on that one

Pulling a Dock by t2p3a5i6n July 23, 2009

Lake Side Dock 

Slang for D-Lysergic acid Diethylamide. LSD. Acid. Used mainly for people who walk around at night and wake up to an LSD sunrise and stare at a water background.

I visited the Lake Side Dock over the sumer and it was a magnificent experience.

Lake Side Dock by Psychonauticupheavel March 4, 2011

Dip n Dock 

When you you put ice cream in a girls vagina and then fuck her.

"Last week I put ice cream in this girls pussy and fucked her cuz I was too lazy to go down on her."

"You got to dip n dock her!"

Dip n Dock by Mr. Yes ITriedThisOnce November 28, 2012

Dip and Dock 

Where one dips their genitals into an iced beverage, preferably of the tropical variety (eg. a coconut, mai tai) before partaking in the act of docking.

“We decided to spice things up a bit, so obviously we went for a dip and dock”

Dip and Dock by The Dip Dockter May 2, 2018