disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005

disasterfuck

to defeat something/someone very badly.

Did you see De La Hoya last night? He disasterfucked Mayweather!

by anonymousb April 10, 2008

disasterbation

In an attempt to pleasure yourself, you end up hurting yourself. Not necessarily sexual.

After losing $80 in an all-night marathon of playing super poker for quarters instead of studying for the next day's test, you remark "I should really get to bed and stop this disasterbation."

by Tom V February 6, 2007

disasterific

n. When something goes so terribly wrong that it was actually pretty fun.

Last night was disasterific. We hit a deer on the highway, but it was pretty cool. I was so wasted. - Meredith

by Robert Akins April 13, 2005

Disasterpiece

1. Any great work that is fraught with unfixed mistakes, bugs, bad decisions and lost potential.

2. A work so terrible (sometimes intentionally so) that it's actually hilarious or intriging, the opposite effect of modern art

3. A grand work or product design that taken a lot of effort to create (whether a movie, book, video game, a car model a government program, or a heavy tank) yet ends up being terribly received, then often discarded and half-forgotten.

1. Lost Alpha could have been the best STALKER mod there is if it weren't for some of the terrible choices the devs made. It's such a schenic, frustrating, beautiful, boring disasterpiece.

2. They took every cliché in the literature and then some, and added chainsaws and tornados, creating a hilarious, cringe-worthy disasterpiece you're gonna love or hate.

3. Porsche's disasterpiece of a heavy tank wasn't even through trials yet but he had already built 90 frames and engines, so the Wehrmacht slapped a huge gun on them and pushed the rolling scrapyards all the way to Kursk anyways in desperation.

by oron61 December 17, 2018

disasturbation

The act of masturbation with such ferocity that you actually rip your penis off.

"Dear god - I have ripped my own penis off. I must tell no one about this distasturbation mishap."

by jason November 20, 2004

Master of Disaster

A student at Seneca Valley High School that has been spotted wearing a brightly colored hoodie and drinking Red Bull excessively. Stay away from this man.

Austin Rush is the Master of Disaster!

by Bojangles the Fungler October 27, 2008