Oop, disaster!

1) A term used when a VSCO girl drops her water bottle, thus denting it

2) What some Broadway actors say when you drop your playbill before they can autograph it at the stage door

So don't drop your playbill ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ or your HydroFlask

Maddie: *drops HydroFlask*
Maddie: Oop, disaster!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Katie: *drops playbill*
Kristen: Oop, disaster!!!

by Cyrene Bland December 29, 2019

disasterbating

The act of masturbating violently, perhaps using objects that inflict pain on ones genitals, in order to achieve sexual pleasure.

1:"i was disasterbating yesterday with a a piece of plywood and i cant get the splinters out of my dick"

2:"i slammed my dick in the desk drawer yesterday when i was disasterbating and it is crooked now"

by Stretch911 April 19, 2011

disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

Fuck nut cum disaster

A grown adult who is clearly product of a big big oopsie in the bedroom.

Person: That's not true you fuck nut cum disaster.

You: Aw.

by sa.l.t March 24, 2019

mattural disaster

A man made disaster as opposed to a natural disaster.

Did you see that Dodge truck cause a ten car pile up? What a mattural disaster!

by Ministry of Mattural Resources April 27, 2010

Dixie Disaster

Modern Day Hoee!!!!

Omg that Dixie Disaster is flirting with my boyfriend!
:O

by My stuff. June 12, 2008

disasterbate

To direct more coverage at a disaster than is appropriate or necessary, in an attempt to gain viewers.

Man, FOX News sure disasterbated 9/11 for all it was worth.

by eric January 4, 2005