Put the puzzle together dipshit

A more dickish way to say "no shit"

Not the brightest person: Who did you vote for in the 2008 presidential election?
Me: Sure as hell not McCain
Not the brightest person: So you voted for Obama?
Me: Put the puzzle together dipshit

by Jizzy Jan April 10, 2010

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

an asshole from New York with funky ass braids in his hair, thinking he's cool..

hes also very sexy ;)

Matt, you're such a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

One who think that their own saliva is clean and pure. Will double dip but will explode if sees other do the same freaking thing.

Jon: Mark is a fucking SD Triple D. He double dipped his fries into my ketchup but beat me up when I did the same thing. IT WAS MY FUCKING KETCHUP

Macy :What's an SD Triple D?

Jon: A Self-Declared Double Dipper Dipshit

Macy: What a bitch!

by fabulousdaniel8 April 5, 2013

fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair

a jackass who puts braids in his hair and thinks hes cool..

hes also really sexy ;)

YOU JACKASS! YOU'RE ACTING LIKE MATT:a fucking asshole dipshit with funky hair!

by who needs to know? May 7, 2005

cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit

you are to use this phrase when you stumble upon someone that is mentally subnormal or has a real issue with being an asshole.

my friend Abdul is a cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit, nigga can't do fucking sums without crying

"cunt ass nigga bitch retard dipshit," said my mom to my dad when he was being a useless dumb drunk clown

by youstupidassbitch March 17, 2020

Dipshit

When a person expels fecal matter from said person's rectum while using chewing tobacco, as it is naturally a laxative.

Jason dipshits during lunch period at school every day for 20 minutes.

by SanderShanks June 2, 2016

Dipshit

A dipshit is a totally useless person with no excuse for their uselessness. Dipshittery is not tied to socioeconomic factors, physical or mental impairment, current life situation, or past experiences. It is an inherent character trait that manifests due to how the afflicted uniquely perceive things, prioritize their values, and incompetently interpret, respond to, and analyze events occurring around them. Unfortunately, there are no known treatments or cures. Being a dipshit is a lifelong ailment.

Hey, you know Todd. I heard he spent the day renaming all the files on his computer at work so they would be more organized; then he dropped his girlfriend off at Jim's house so he could go to the pound and adopt 3 kittens. What a fucking dipshit.

by j s August 15, 2022