Diler

A person that has mammoth, crazy nice boobs. Has special ability to defy logic in debates. Usually seen in homeless shelters.

Wow! That girl is so Diler.
Look, you don't wanna end up a Diler.

by Shlumplking_47 June 4, 2021

dilemmanade

The best way to deal with a problem.

When life gives you dilemmas, make dilemmanade.

by Omar O. Ungh January 21, 2011

roy's dilemma

An unexpected penis in the anus.

Everything was going great at the orgy until I was faced with Roy's Dilemma.

by The Reverend Roysus September 30, 2013

Open Door Dilemma

When someone you know is taking a dump in a public or private restroom, and while he is in mid-poo you open the door. Because of this, the person shitting is faced with the difficult decision of either hurrying up and pinching it off and then coming to kick your ass, or coming after you right then and there and risk poo falling out his ass and dropping on the bathroom floor.

The other night, Joey was taking a dump over my house and we gave him an open door dilemma. It was hilarious because he was mid-shit and came after us with his pants at his ankles and he just dropped the poopies all over the floor and stained it.

by SnizzPulverizer February 17, 2009

Jewish Dilemma

Free ham.

From the stereotype that a Jew can't resist a bargain, and the Levitical prohibition of eating pork.

Father Murphy offered Rabii Bender a ham sandwich. "Oj gevalt!" moaned the good Rabii, "such a Jewish dilemma!"

by Cap'n Bullmoose May 3, 2005

Diarrhea dilemma

The critical point in the diarrhea timeline where a person is faced with two choices.

1. Shit your pants in public

2. Rapidly head for non-socially acceptable (or sometimes non-hygienic) locations to do what you need to do and avoid choice # 1. above

Joe knew that he had 10 seconds to avoid choice #1. in the Diarrhea dilemma so ran into the nearest bushes not caring who heard or saw...

100 members of the public: "OMG what is that guy doing...."

by BigFanDan February 8, 2009

Dilly Whack

To strike an opponent, or unsuspecting victim in the face with one's penis

That bastard stole my money, so I dilly whacked him while he was sleeping.

by Tom December 7, 2004