digifriend

Digifriend \dij-E-frend\
noun
1. a person attached to another by feelings of affection or personal regard soley through a digital medium.

Brian: Hey Ted, isn't that your friend Leonard? You should say hello?

Ted: No, he's just my digifriend. We don't actually interface when we see one another in person, i just carry on lengthy conversations with him online and then ignore him when I see him out.

by #DaltonVoss November 21, 2011

digidiot

Anyone who cannot even master the simplest items of technology.

The ability to program a pre programmed microwave is beyond their ken. They wouldn't get that the popcorn button is all they need to push to have microwaved popcorn. Tom is such a digidiot he has to ask for help at self service gas stations.

by pensman August 30, 2012

digiboo

n. an internet girlfriend or boyfriend.

I sure hope my digiboo ain't catfishin' me.

by Cruzzzz November 22, 2013

digi-whores

Brand new photographer in the business, shooting for free and giving a way a CD of "edited images" in order to "build my portfolio."

I have at least a dozen digi-whores within a five mile radius of my studio. Three of them Grouponed themselves right out of business the first year, the rest are just street walking their way into bankruptcy.

by NSP33 February 15, 2014

Diggin’ Up a Truffle

Taking a shit consisting of several turds irregularly shaped like rough-skinned potatoes.

I gotta run in the shitter there braaaaaahhhh. Imma bout to be diggin’ up a truffle.

by Eaton Holgoode December 12, 2018

Digging your own grave

Digging your own grave means doing smth. that is going to effect you negatively

-Nick Cannon:”I will diss Eminem ob my song’The Invitation’”
+”You are digging your own grave ,man”

by Affan was here December 13, 2019

Digifruddled

The mix of frustration and confusion felt when trying to Google a previously viewed item or video on the internet but being unable to come up with the necessary search terms to successfully find it

"I'm so sorry I can't find the YouTube video of he mashed guy in sunglasses in the Boiler Room crowd, I'm completely digifruddled "

by John&Jean September 5, 2020