dick in your ear

Dick in your ear: When someone doesn't understand after one or two times of saying it.

Person 1: Hey. Sup?
Person 2: huh?
Person 1: Ya got dick in your ear?

Person 2: WHAT?!

by RavenVixenAzure March 16, 2019

Dick in a oven

Putting dick in girl and leaving it there

wanna start a dick in a oven? im cold.

by Roxxaro June 10, 2019

Dick in the blood

When someone is genetically a dickhead, or a doushebag by default.

If you are under the age of 80 and drive 15 mph in a 40 mph lane with no medical emergency,disability or car malfunction..you most likely have "dick in the blood"

by Ghosferatu August 25, 2019

Dick In A Pickle

Getting yourself stuck in a tight situation

You really got your Dick in a Pickle when you and your wife buying an apartment next to your mistress.

by DrewZabawa JaySell March 26, 2020

Dick in the basket

Putting your penis in a women’s vagina and leaving it there for over 3 hours

Person 1- I put the dick in the basket last night

Person 2- ohh cool

by DurpDot April 13, 2020

Dick in Hand

When an individual is caught off guard by something

"My mom came in my room and i just had my dick in hand, I didnt know what to do so i just asked for help on homework"

by fallowismallow May 4, 2020

Dick in a blinder

It’s when a guy named Caleb rips his dick in a blinder.

Dick in a blinder-Owwww fuck my dick in the blinder!!

by Werueheduhehdue May 19, 2020