Diarrhea Jump

An act of transformation from a human state of being into a sloppy, brown mass of turd, indigestible sweetcorn, and liquid after jumping from great heights, such as a trampoline or, for dwarfs, a table or bench. Such an act is seen as "totally sick" or "simply radical" in small concentrations of young or elderly men. This act is most enjoyed when the person transforming (or "morpharrhea" as it is medically known) jumps through the small holes in trampolines or street gutters, and reforms on the other side, with only a small quantity of poo left on the surface they fell through.

This can, however, lead to some fatal injuries, such as loss of brain cells or limbs, if the quantity of leftover plop is high enough. Nonetheless, it is an extremely fun and enjoyable pastime for all ages.

I saw Jed do i diarrhea jump in trampolining class yesterday. The way he reformed on the other side with only a tiny handful of poo nuggets left over was amazing.

Jessica enjoys to commit serious morpharrhea on Saturdays, I fear that she may loose a finger in the act.

by CurryPhantom November 4, 2011

Diarrhea soup

When 2 men perform a sexual act of putting there butt cheeks together and the dominant male diarrheas in the other ass using the submissives ass as a bowl to hold the soup.

Cole - This soup taste like ass, but thanks for letting me eat it out your ass.

Austin - “Well of course it’s diarrhea soup.”

by THE EDGE LORD December 31, 2020

e-diarrhea

When an electronic inbox is suddenly dumped with tonnes of messages after extended holidays sans technology or long periods without mobile coverage.

I had been away from work for a month and after opening outlook, my inbox had a bad case of e-diarrhea.

by The Street Guru October 4, 2012

whistling diarrhea

1. Ask Marie
2. When 'Ass Splatter' turns into a day off *Kelly had nothing to do with it.

"Hey it's Marie, I was 'splatter assing it' earlier but now it's turned into straight 'Whistling Diarrhea!!!'"

by Trap Dandy June 1, 2019

Bubble Diarrhea

A term often used by your wise old uncle, sometimes drunk, used to describe a fart followed by a large quantity of diarrhea with its surface tension stretched until it pops, leading to a change of underwear.

Similar in nature to explosive diarrhea

Oh shit Bob, I just fart gambled and lost to a spurt of bubble diarrhea

by Fart Gambler November 17, 2019

Implosive Diarrhea

Taking a shit with such velocity that it creates a vacuum of space in your body that sucks the fecal matter back inside of you.

He pushed with such force that the diarrhea had became Implosive Diarrhea and flowed back into the comfort of it's dwelling before being released once more.

by Vonvanvon January 31, 2023

Diarrhoeatic

A diarrhoeatic is any food or drug which affects the excretory system, causing the afflicted to produce three or more liquid bowel movements in a given day-- a condition known commonly as Diarrhoea, or when your poop looks kind of like a smoothie made purely out of peanut butter and.... wet.

Keebler cheese crackers are a notoriously powerful diarrhoeatic, often found in workout facility vending machines and school cafeterias. Be particularly wary of crackers that may seem to have too much cracker and not enough cheese, as these are most likely expired and fully capable of causing dysentery, gangreen, a milder form of gangreen known in the local martian vernacular as gangblue, and any of a plethora of other deadly and sometimes alien and thus incurable ailments besides diarrhoea (obviously).

(Keebler crackers are widely believed to be made in outsourced factories on the planet Mars, where labor and towing services are cheaper.)

by Ronny P February 24, 2010