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Diamond Maker 

Someone who's arse is so tight (in relation to money) their shit turns to diamonds.

Originally coined in late 2001 in reference to an uber tight arsed flat mate.
What do you mean you splitting the bills into fractions of a cent? You diamond maker!
Diamond Maker by DutchDownUnder October 1, 2006

diamond district 

Washington, D.C., or the District of Columbia, which is shaped like a diamond.
I went to the diamond district today.
diamond district by Luxe May 19, 2007

diamond girls 

a group of annoying, obnoxious, bitchy sluts that go to chichester and think everyone loves them but really nobody likes them.
"WE'RE THE DIAMOND GIRLS!"
"Is that a joke?"
diamond girls by th@ m@n September 23, 2009

diamond cutting nipples 

nipples so sharp, they can cut diamonds. Diamonds, as you all know, have a strong covalent bond between its atoms, therefore making it one of the hardest things on earth. However, not even diamonds can withstand the magnitude of greatness in these nipples.
Person1: oh man, it sure is cold.
Person2: my nipples are so cold due to the low temperature, they are like diamond cutting nipples.

Diamond Dozen

How autists say "dime a dozen"
White girls are a diamond dozen.
Diamond Dozen by Hi-Hat February 27, 2011

diamond z 

To undo. Comes from the key code you type on a computer keyboard to undo something---hold down ctrl (which usually also has a little diamond on it) and Z.
I wish I could diamond Z last night... I never should've gone to that party
diamond z by Ciee January 17, 2006