Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

A baffling medical condition caused by overexposure to the Emmy nominated hit show starring Michael C. Hall.

This debilitating disorder affects people of all age, race, gender and sexual orientation and is most common in those who neglected to watch episodes when they actually aired on Showtime. Most victims instead chose to watch all 42 episodes at once in a short window of time on a Mac or a PC. Initial symptoms include nausea and vomiting, but can lead to more serious conditions such as Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse. Call your doctor right away if DEVR or any attributed symptoms persist beyond 24 hours.

"Ok, well it looks like I'll get started on this Dexter phenomenon everyone is talking about"...

(Two Days Later)

"Ok, well season one and two were wonderful and now I'm ready for season three"...

(24 Hours Later)

"Ok, well now I'm officially caught up with the show"..
"I guess I'll just have to wait for each new episode to air on television each week"...

(Beginning Stages of Dexter Episode Viewing Remorse (DEVR)

"FUCK! I JUST CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE! BAD THINGS ARE GONNA HAPPEN MAN! BEFORE I WAS ABLE TO KEEP WATCHING EPISODES BACK TO BACK TO BACK TO BACK AND NOW I GOTTA WAIT A FUCKING WEEK?! FUCK THIS SHIT! I CANT WAIT! I GOTTA KNOW WHAT THE FUCK TRINITY IS UP TO MAN! WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!

(Nearly all hope lost, desperately needs help at this point)

by Sargeant Doakes November 4, 2009

Dee Dee from Dexter's labortory

Insane blonde thing from the show Dexter's labortory. SHe has a secret crush-er (who crushes on her) named Mandark

Try using "Dee-Dee" In a sentence with a crazy monotone to your voice

DEE-DEEEEEE....(and drag out the ee's)

by Banana April 16, 2005

Dexter dog

The best dog in existinst the nicest dog in existinst he will live a long time and go through a lot

Guy 1: I just got a Dexter dog
Guy 2: Your the luckiest person alive

by Ilovedogs13 March 16, 2024

Dexter

A fat cock and a lovely woman

“You are a Dexter!”

by Dexter naylor October 30, 2020

Dexter

Dexter is a the nickname for basically what we call a six year old girl with the brain of a special needs year 7 dexters are often spotted with little roadman if you see a dexter my best advice is run run fast

Dexter is a girl

by End proppy February 27, 2022

Dexter

Dexter is a kind and funny guy, as well as very empathetic. He is also the smarty pants in the class, but he doesn't flex any of his skills unless asked to. He's very social and extroverted although on some occasions he just doesn't want to talk that day. He sometimes thinks a little too much about certain things, wether if it's being left on seen or a simple gesture someone made as he passed by them. Despite this, Dexter is the person other people want to be around, and he makes other people feel comfortable to talk when near him, no matter how shy they are. And although he is called many nicknames that could range from Dex to the musician Dexter Gordon, the only thing he doesn't want to be associated with is the show named "Dexter" which is about a serial killer.

Person A: Hey it's Dexter! Wassup!
Person B: Isn't "Dexter" the name of that show about a serial killer dude?
Dexter: Here we go again...

by Silic0n February 27, 2021

Dexter Holland

A guy that comments on white guys from Omaha that wear Fubu and listen to Ice Cube records and act like they are from Compton in his songs, but doesn't comment on black people (especially females that wear cheerleading uniforms) from Omaha or somewhere like Omaha that act like they're from Compton. He must not want to lose his audience, so he targets just one group to pick on (which shows little imagination no matter if the group looks like you or different than you).

Dexter Holland is a guy that compensates for a lack of imagination and an Orange county detached, decentralized state of mind by picking on people he thinks is weaker than him (like white teenagers that wear Fubu from Orange county).

by The Original Agahnim November 21, 2021