Derrick rose

A basketball player who is injured 99 percent of the time

I'm gonna pull a Derrick rose today at the basketball game

by Boss-of-00 April 21, 2015

Derrick Effect

The Derrick Effect is a cognitive bias in which unskilled people make poor decisions and reach erroneous conclusions, but their incompetence denies them the metacognitive ability to realize their mistakes. The unskilled therefore suffer from illusory superiority, rating their own ability as above average, much higher than it actually is. This leads to the situation in which less competent people rate their own ability higher than more competent people.

He thinks he works hard but he is just suffering from the Derrick Effect.

by Basil Fitzgerald, esq. January 15, 2011

Derrick

Derrick is your average highschooler. Most people refer to him as “pubehead”. He lives a troubled life for he never finds success when he searches for poon. Derrick is the kid who sits by himself at lunch and eats his boogers as a snack. Despite his wierd qualities, Derrick is a funny and caring friend who will entice you with his four inch schlong.

Oh yea I know Derrick, he’s the kid who trims his pubes and glues them to his head.

by Heyhhuhgybrff December 6, 2018

Derrick

a funny cow

wow look at derrick standing in the distance over there

by cowlover54321 December 11, 2016

For real? Derrick Forreal !!!

Are you sure ?
Are you kidding ??

I went to this club and this girl was all over me. Other person responds: "For real...(both person) say Derrick Forreal !!! (a.e from the movie Blow, Paul Rueben)

by Max January 20, 2005

Derrick

Some fucker who borrows games or money then never gives it back

Derrick: Hey man can I borrow your game?

Joe: Sure buddy no problem I just need it back next week

Derrick: *never seen again*

Joe: *sighs*

by Senvoz December 12, 2019

derrihair

Hair on the derriere, or to put it bluntly, ass hair.

That plumber's got a severe case of derrihair.

by W00tn4nn135 February 2, 2008