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Cougar Denial

The denial of being a cougar. Usually someone who thinks they are "too young" or thinks their prey isn't young enough. Years of denial can lead to very severe cases of cougarism.
Annie thinks that just cuz she's 29 she can't be a cougar but she totally is! People think they guy she's dating is her son! She's totally in cougar denial!

35 year old woman: "Man that guy is a stud!"
Friend: "He looks 20! You're such a cougar!"
35 year old woman: "No way! I'm only 35, and 35 is the new 30"
Friend: You're in Cougar Denial!"
by Daniel9787 August 3, 2009
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sleep denial

When one is dozing off but refuses to admit they are falling asleep
Dude: "Hey, you're falling asleep. Give me the remote!"

Homie: "I'm not falling asleep! (zzzz..snoooore..zzzz)"

Dude: "You're in sleep denial, homie."
by MajorBlaze1 December 29, 2010
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dental tit

When the hot dental hygienist leans in & her breasts touch your cheek
Teeth cleaning sucked but I got me some sweet dental tit.
by PrimordialBiscuit December 3, 2016
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dental professional

Super hot chicks at a dental office. They work on your teeth and usually respond to names like Cheryl, Cinda, Shelbey, or Kylee.
I have an appointment with my dental professional today. I can't wait.
by John's Smith's February 28, 2017
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Denialopothy

The disease of denying that there is anything wrong.
There are many people afflicted with denialopothy in thinking there is nothing wrong with the current US administration.
by IslandWoman March 17, 2017
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Dentals

Something that this dumb shit kid said in my class to referance dentures
by Matrix17 March 18, 2018
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Denala

She is a once in a lifetime kind of person. The most beautiful, beautiful girl you'll ever know. Blink, and you might never get to see her anymore. If you meet a Denala, make sure you hold her tight, because she will give you an experience like no other.
I love my Denala.
by mistermellow November 25, 2021
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