When you are about to finish in a girl's mouth when she doesn't want you to, so she closes her mouth. Then you proceed to blow your load all over her closed lips like a dentist who's trying to get in someones mouth to clean but just gets pissed off.
Guy 1: "How'd it go last night?"
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."
Guy 2: "It was hilarious. My girl wouldn't open her mouth when I wanted to finish. I couldn't wait any longer so I gave her the impatient dentist."
by Mr. 35 July 19, 2010
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Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.
Used in speech, the dentist appointment can either be how you explain your departure from your current environment, or what you say to someone while giving a recap of the situation and why you left.
Jill: "Hey Matt! Leaving already?"
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."
"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."
Matt: "Yeah. Dentist appointment."
Jill: "...but it's 8 p.m. on a Sunday."
"I was trying to watch the movie, but then Sue and Mike started making out, so I had a dentist appointment."
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Vagina dentata is Latin for toothed vagina. Various cultures have folk tales about women with toothed vaginas.
You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.
You use this terminology to describe a female who appears to be aggressive and all round belligerent, basically a shrew.
by 66seven December 14, 2009
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Dentist: I see you do not use dental floss.
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
Man: Yes i just don't have the time but i do brush 3 times a day.
Dentist: Oh well uhh... YOU HAVE GINGEVITUS THEN!!
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Get the dentinmud mug.A dentist is a man (or woman, im all for equality) who takes great delight in hurting you. He does this with his vast collection of Sharp Shiny & Scary tools. Once he's managed to make you either cry or pass out from pain - he charges you for it.
Quite a nice little scam really....
Quite a nice little scam really....
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