denver shuffle

A cross walk that stops all traffic and allows all pedestrians to cross the street in all directions and even diagonally. First originated in Denver, then adopted by other cities across the country.

When all the lights go red and only pedestrians are allowed to go then we are doing the Denver Shuffle.

by patrickmc4 January 10, 2008

denver snow plow

While having sex doggy style, grab the female's arms and ram her head into the wall.

I had to patch the wall after giving my girl the denver snow plow.

by amysue November 5, 2008

Awkward DeNiro

When you bang the bejesus out of the homely office secretary after getting tanked in front of the whole office staff. This makes for extremely awkward and uncomfortable situations every time you avoid eye contact with her in the office and everyone else laughs like a hyena behind your back.

Did you hear? Colin pulled an Awkward DeNiro with the secretary last night. What a flaming douche bag!

by Rodney Maslow November 3, 2006

Denver delay

The inevitable delay that will always occur during layovers at Denver International Airport.

Im supposed to arrive at Sea-Tac by 10, but it will be closer to midnight due to the Denver delay.

by LoraxRevenge June 10, 2011

Denver Snowball

To ejaculate into a white sock (any length) and tie, then use as a projectile.

Dude, lets Denver Snowball that car.

by Spider892 December 30, 2011

Denver Patten

See: Chuck Norris
1. Sexy
2. Gets all the ladies
3. Just cant be beat

Omfg that dude is awsome

No he is a Denver Patten

by Da real man November 12, 2012

denver landscaping project

The act of taking a buddy to your basement or closet to shave their genitals and plant tulips.

Jimbo invited his buddy Jagen over for a Denver landscaping project on Saturday.

by Tinklebooze September 16, 2019