Police officer: Why did you stab your husband multiple times?
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
Woman holding liquor bottle: Uh... self defense?
Police officer: Sir, you're going to jail.
Man: What?!
by L August 14, 2007
Get the self defensemug. Strategy employed by the Russians in every single war they have ever fought. Basically involves digging in, sending suicidal charges of men, mostly unarmed to the slaughter, and hoping the winter sets in quickly and kills the invading army.
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Notable successes: Napoleonic Invasion of Russia, Crimean War, Operation Barbarossa (Nazi invasion of the Soviet Union during World War 2).
Notable Losses: World War 1 (The winter killed the Russians due to significant logistical errors - the Germans also helped).
Aleksander: Should we try and hold of the invading army?
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
Sasha: Nah, we'll just employ the Russian Defense and let mother nature take care of this "great land". Pass me more Vodka!
by Agent Red October 19, 2010
Get the Russian Defensemug. A tactic to defend oneself from those who see talking to oneself as an indication of mental problems.
Johnnie is sitting in his room, talking to himself, and his friends walk in on him. Johnnie will immediately deny that he was talking to himself and will instead claim that he was talking on Bluetooth. This is known as the Bluetooth defense
by Joselino May 4, 2008
Get the Bluetooth Defensemug. An excuse people on probation use when they report to probation and have to do a breathalyzer and they fail. They say they just brushed their teeth, which leaves small reading of alcohol in their mouth.
Probation officer: You failed your breathalyzer, you are going to jail.
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
Probationer: No I didn't drink, I just brushed my teeth before I came here.
Probation officer: don't try the toothpaste defense on me! You're going to jail!
by Lupara2012 July 31, 2012
Get the the toothpaste defensemug. Looking at a shared dinner bill, "Man, I cannot believe how expensive the dinner was. This sure isn't helping me pay my rent."
"Yeah, I know what you mean," Eric said passive-defensively. "So, your half comes to $28 plus tip."
"Yeah, I know what you mean," Eric said passive-defensively. "So, your half comes to $28 plus tip."
by Hellsreach August 3, 2015
Get the Passive-defensivemug. The surface to air missile defense system the US used from 1955-1974. Nike surface to air missile system was named after the winged goddess of victory in Greek mythology. Two versions of this system defended the U.S. and other places from hostile aircraft, the Nike Ajax, and the Nike Hercules. Their primary purpose was to destroy any Soviet strategic/supersonic/longrange bombers like the Tu-95 Bear, or the Tu-160 Blackjack, or Tu-22M Backfire that ever came into US territory. There was never a need to use these nuclear tipped missiles, thank God.
by Spartans! December 3, 2004
Get the NIKE Defensemug. Football A defensive striker is quasi offensive false 9 that starts the first line of defense in a high counter pressing system
by J123E July 8, 2020
Get the Defensive Strikermug.