Elf Defense

Actions taken to shield oneself from all of those cutsie elf on a shelf pictures posted on-line, and other cutsie elf pictures, or "elfies." This includes deleting said pictures, making disparaging comments about them, or posting not-so-cute pictures of an elf.

Why did you delete my elf on a shelf picture? It was Elf Defense! I'm sick of those elfies.

by GypsyMiss November 12, 2014

Self-Defense Rush

One of Reigen's special moves where, he's unsure if it's really self-defense, he yells out "self-defense" just in case.

Ryo Shimazaki: I'll face you head on!
Reigen: Self-Defense Rush

by 723724764294801 October 28, 2021

Tower Defense Simulator

The game on roblox mostly known for its incredible speed in updating! Also known as Tower Delay Simulator

Hey! That game is like Tower Defense Simulator.

by Sasuke4k February 24, 2022

Tower Defense

Tower defense (TD) is a subgenre of strategy games where the goal is to defend a player's territories or possessions by obstructing the enemy attackers or by stopping enemies from reaching the exits, usually achieved by placing defensive structures on or along their path of attack.

Dude! Tower Defense games are awesome!

by my.y.y.y August 21, 2022

Left lane defense

1.The guarding or protecting of the left lane on an interstate using an unreasonably small following distance.

2. Preventing other motorists from entering the fast lane when the situation arises.

There were at least 3 cars in front of me with their left blinker on during stop and go traffic on the highway. However, they could not shift over while I had my left lane defense up.

by RAD_revolution July 24, 2010

Dong High Defense

A martial arts technique for Nunchucks wherein the person uses one hand to protect their Dong (Penis) and the other hand firmly grasps the nunchucks and in one motion swings the nunchucks over their head like their life depended on it.

Popularized by the Showtime TV show WEEDS

Your in a forest surrounded by the enemy... The enemy inches in closer. When they are just inches away you invoke the Dong High Defense.

What is that?

YOU PROTECT YOUR DONG AND THEN YOU SWING LIKE YOUR LIFE DEPENDED ON IT!

by WeedsFan September 1, 2013

The AZ Defense

This term was invented by Snoop Dogg on a Reddit AMA.

It basically means that a (probably white) person is trying to justify a racist remark by saying they used the word "Niggaz" instead of "Niggers".

Snoop Dogg: "paula deen. she should have used The AZ Defense"

by jakk765 October 2, 2014