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desperatus update

An facebook status that functions to update people on how desperate you are.
Girl 1: Did you hear Kimmy's 3rd baby daddy bounced??

Girl 2: Everybody knows dude! She made a desperatus update!
by newsvava February 10, 2009
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Desperation

Sometimes used to provoke the opposite sex by not going to the bathroom and arousing the other sex when the said person who was practicing desperation pissed themselves.
Rachel was so sure that John liked desperation, that when she saw him watching her dance around, she just let go.
by BumofBerwick91 August 21, 2006
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desperacy

I cry from desperacy of wanting the book.
by Terrum May 16, 2009
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deepher dude

a deepher dude is a male who participates in the charity event called Deepher Dudes for the delta phi epsilon sorority. the guys dress up like girls and participate in a pageant that consists of a cheer, a talent, and a question portion. the sisters of the sorority coach the guys on the cheer and talent.
Hey man are you going to watch the deepher dudes pageant tonight?
by oh-lope May 5, 2009
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desperado

somebody who lives their life alone, but is desperate to be loved.
by the great April 22, 2005
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gay by desperation

When a straight guy is so desperate for action that he succumbs to sexual activities with another man because, as anyone who hit puberty knows, every guy is a horny mother-fucker.
Person A: "Dude, I haven't gotten any poon in almost two years. I'm ready to do something gay by desperation."

Person B: "Dude, I know how you feel. You can crash at my place tonight if you're feeling lonely."

Person A: "Only if I can crash and burn...IN YOUR ASS!"
by VinBorges April 24, 2007
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Desperate Housewives

Possibly one of the best shows on television. Ever.
The show follows four housewives living on the seemingly perfect Wisteria Lane. The women all deal with dramatic issues; such as suicide, affairs, and troublesome teens. Susan Mayer is a hopeless romantic trying to find a man (currently her plumber). Bree Van De Kamp is "Martha Stewart on steroids", who recently witnessed her boyfriend's suicide. He was also the same man who killed her husband, Rex. Then, there is the ever popular and sexy Gabrielle Solis, played by Eva Longoria. Her character has an elicit affair with a teenage garden, the becomes pregnant -> miscarriage. Last but not least is Lynette Scavo, a working mother of four. All her character does is deal with parenting and marriage issues..
"Did you see Desperate Housewives last night?!"
"Hell yes, I wouldn't miss it for the world."
by I<3DH September 10, 2008
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