upper deck

v. The leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. Primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.

n. The shit that is left in tank during such an act.
I got so wasted last night I upper decked Sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.
by Lama March 08, 2003
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poop deck

The exposed partial deck on the stern of some ships. Requires constant swabbing.
by just some random guy March 31, 2006
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Deck Ape

United States Naval slang terminology which describes those sailors in the fleet who work on the ship and who maintain the ship and it's spaces that relate primarily to the Traditional Navy such as the Anchor Room (Foc'sle), gangways, ceremonial spaces, main decks, flight decks and top decks for small boys (little ships) and big boys (Large Ships). The duty of the Naval Deck Ape is often demanding, difficult and sometimes grueling compared to most work standards. Deck Apes are a very proud sort of Naval Personnel that work hard, play hard and love the traditional naval standards to which they uphold.
Navy Botswain's Mates in Deck Administration-!st, 2nd, 3rd, and 4th Divisions (Work on all ships and ceremonial points of the Navy)

Navy Aviation Botswain's Mates in Air Department- V1, V2, V3, V4 and VX Divisions on Board Naval Flat Top Vessels only (Mainly work at Airstations and onboard Aircraft Carriers, etc.)

"The Deck Apes scurried on the flight deck during Flight Operations."
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Decking the sisters

Decking the sisters is term used to describe punching a woman in the breasts.
Back when I played that virtual Bart Simpson game I always loved decking the sisters.
by SisterDecker March 02, 2011
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bottom deck

when a black person wears pants that are white or cream coloured
i walked past a bottom deck today, YUK
by slobonmynoblikecornonacob November 02, 2017
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Deck swabbing

When you meet a man for the first time and you use the hand that's not shaking theirs to reach down and feel their package.
When meeting one's future in-laws it is considered polite to give the father a good deck swabbing to see what lies below.
by Alcoholic Synonymous August 27, 2011
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Shit Deck

A poop deck that you actually poop on.
by Mr. Twinkieface December 22, 2020
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