White Denial

When you pretend to be shocked or in a state of denial on hearing new information purely for the benefit of the conversation.

1.
John: That pint cost me 4 pound! Can you believe that?

Sarah: (who already knew that and is in totally white denial) never!

2.

Layla: He told me I was fat and that he fancied my sister!

Mark: No! (Is totally in white denial and would totally fuck her sister)

by ciaracustard July 22, 2010

emo in denial

1. Person who listens to emo bands and/or borderline emo bands but doesn't dress like one and pretends he's a skater/punker.

2. Person who listens to emo bands and/or borderline emo bands but pretends they are not emos.

-Man, can't believe you listen to Greenday, such emos!
-They are NOT! They just wear tight shirts and pants, black mascara, and black shiny hair all over their faces while whining about how the world sucks.
-...

by Craigg August 29, 2005

Decalulz

To lul 10 times in a row. Usually followed by an extreme orgasm.

Funny Guy: I'm funny.
Laugher: DECALULZ *extreme and painful orgasm*. Ow, my testicles!

by Dalapoe January 12, 2009

Critical Race Denialism

It's the uncanny pattern of denial by liberals of the existence and promulgation of Critical Race Theory in universities and schools, despite overwhelming evidence existing supporting such a notion.

Chrostopher Rufo, recently declared victory over critical race denialism in a tweet, because of the Washington Post, a liberal newspaper, reporting on the presence of Critical Race Theory in Virginia classrooms .

by Seldom Forever November 10, 2021

The Dewey Decimal

The Dewey Decimal is a sex act where the male member is a book that needs to be returned to the shelf (his partner). He is blindfolded so she must lead the way by shouting where to go... This is an intensive and mentally stimulating foreplay option that requires knowledge of the human reproductive systems. Commands shouted must be in an alphabetical order (for example: bazongas, lips, vagina, etc.) This leaves no room for creativity but a lot of room for a good ole saucy evening of "categorical book organizing."

After indulging in feminist science fiction novels, the young, passionate couple engaged in a riveting night of coitus including an aggressive round of The Dewey Decimal.

by LOLITA April 25, 2012

Denial Jealousy

When you hate someone's girlfriend or boyfriend with a burning passion and your hate is mistaken for jealousy. The person with the annoying partner is usually blinded with emotion and refuses to believe that their partner sucks.

Guy: Dude your boyfriend sucks like hell. You can't stay with that douchebag.
Girl: Do I see some jealousy?
Guy: No, your boyfriend is just a big jerkwad. I can't believe you like him.
Girl: I think you're just jealous.

Guy: I heard you're jealous of Michael's girlfriend.
Girl: No, she's just a bitch.
Guy: Oh, denial jealousy?
Girl: Yeah. He refuses to believe she's a bad girlfriend.

by sIOjfzuhgr;aezifbdh;ipgaebaegn October 24, 2011

denial bitch

A person (usually female) that cums and boasts about it to others that are having their orgasms denied. The anithesis of a denial slut.

"I love scrolling through the blog female-orgasm-denial and cum knowing how many people are being denied (orgasms). "

"What a denial bitch!"

by Elosh May 12, 2018