Darth Vader

the sith lord, formerly know as anakin skywalker, that killed the younglings at the jedi temple.

henceforth, you shall be known as darth vader.

by lighltysalted February 14, 2022

Darth Vader

A depressed 66% inorganic space wizard that hates sand and the high ground.

He talks to his son about the powers of the dark side and how powerful it makes him but he ultimately failed to use it properly to revive his wife that is four years older than him.

Luke Skywalker - How did my father die?

Obi-Wan Kenobi - A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi Knights. He betrayed and murdered your father. Now the Jedi are all but extinct. Vader was seduced by the dark side of the Force.

by Plo_Koon March 7, 2020

Darth Squipppy

A Youtuber who makes meme video and has more than 20 subs

OOO!!! Look!! Darth Squipppy just uploaded a video.

by Darth Squipppy November 19, 2020

The Darth Maul

When you and your significant other stick a single double-sided dildo into both of your rectums while spinning around on the floor creating a Duel sided lightsaber effect.

Damn shawty that's a fatty you got there... Wanna go back to my place and do The Darth Maul tango?

by Catchoop March 22, 2021

Darth breathing

When your having sex with a man who is still wearing his c-pap machine

Dave was darth breathing while I rode him.

by Cookie_Monster 79 August 12, 2018

Darth Fader

When the force is used to restrain the target and then the light saber penetrates prior to going erect.

I darth fadered the box open

by Notorious T.I.T. May 12, 2021

Darth Fuckboy

The forbidden chapter in the star wars saga tells of the return of Darth Vader. However, he was planned to wear skin tight pink v-neck tees, snap backs, and shades during the night. This unleashes his midichlorians and makes him the strongest sith lord in all the universe. As magikarp is to gyrados, Darth Vader is to Darth Fuckboy.

rebel soldier- "Commander! Darth Vader's ship is approaching!"
commander- "…"
rebel soldier- "Commander?"
commander- "T-t-thats not Darth Vader, i-i-its… DARTH FUCKBOY!!"

by 2 HA November 10, 2015