Daubert

loves to have random hot juicy sex with pickles on friday nights
also hates a modest mouse and orange julius.
loves chicks with blue pants and small dicks.

Daubert: yo dude i just had the best sex with a big pickle last night
Hannah: oh thats cool.. i have a rather small penis
Daubert: oh then we should hook up with the pickle...

by ballies69966996 January 17, 2009

daub

To wipe the glans of your penis on somebody's, preferably metal, door handle. Best performed in university halls of residence or similar building housing many people.

"She ate his courgette cakes again. He warned her after the last time that she was cruising for a daubing."

by o s c a r November 2, 2007

Danushka

A man with a serious poof who makes a woman tremble with his sexual prowess, insists on using the pull-out method for contraception, ejaculates on the woman's chest (and possibly face, if accidental), wipes semen off of the woman, then leaves tissues on the floor for the woman to throw away the following day

man look at te hot guy..hes a danushka

by pompompompom August 23, 2011

danbo

the nickname given to someone of german descent who enjoys nazism and orgasms at every touch.

Hamish: *Pokes 'Danbo' "What up bitch?"
'Danbo': "mmmm that felt good eva braun do that again!"
Hamish: "Dude! Seriously, stop with the neo-nazi sex-addict shit.

by mish mash January 14, 2008

Blue Danube

When your penis goes blue from wanking it too hard. Excessively choking the chicken all day, until the head of your cock goes blue, or even purple.

How's your blue danube brotha? Geese real sore, almost purple Jim.

by BlairBlue July 5, 2006

Dauber

A really annoying person that you work with that doesn't know when to leave you the hell alone! has the IQ of "Dauber Dybinski" on the 80- 90's show COACH... A total IDIOT!

Bobby is being a freaking Dauber today I can't stand that guy!!!

by Wouldn't you like to know2 July 2, 2008

danboy5050

He is a really rude, gay manwhore,wannabe pimp and an asshole on the site called Habbo Hotel. He scams people all the time on habbo. He is one of the many people on habbo who scam. Also, he owns a 'mafia' called Landuchi that can't fight worth crap. Everyone on habbo that has met him refer to his 'mafia' as "The whimp family."

Ex: Danboy5050 "hey babe wanna go out?"
Unsuspecting girl "sure :)"
A day later..
Dan cheats on her with a girl..She finds out..And he lies saying he didn't cheat on her. He does the same with the girl he is going out with and so on.

by danhater209 January 11, 2008