Dookieye

The process of removing your contact lenses after taking a shit.

I should have taken out my contacts BEFORE taking a shit. Now I have dookieye.

by Max Dickson September 23, 2016

Dookie Brains

A term for some who is not too smart.

(Especially if they think the moon landing is fake.)

Bro, you're a Dookie Brains for not understanding the moon landing is real.

by Dooked June 27, 2019

Dookied on

To take a shit on someone, usually their forehead

Lokzi:

"OMG Kai you dookied on that kid"

kai:
"Ik i dookie on them all the time"

by Kai wrote this January 7, 2020

dookie splash

a dookie splash is when you’re taking a big dookie and it hits the water and big splash of dookie water hits your booty

adam: hey marii i need to go shower, i had a terrible dookie splash experience 😵😵

by puppylover10203 August 21, 2020

Dookie in the pot

Another term for a fat shit

“Ima go drop a dookie in the pot”

by Pantysniffa5 January 21, 2021

Dookie Log

2 blunts put together with at least 8 grams of weed.

aye pass me the dookie log

by gramaqueef May 21, 2022

Orangutang Dookie Hang

when a person is stranded without a bathroom and needs to defecate extremely badly. So the person proceeds to pop a squat and take a dump wherever they might be at the time.

Justin- "dude I need to take a shit, should get out of the boat and take a dump in the water?"
Zach- "orangutang dookie hang off the front of the boat"

by Mister Par Tee May 5, 2010