Similar to docking (an activity undertaken by gay men involving placing the ends of their penises together and folding the foreskin over the top) but undertaken by certain members of the armed forces, normally when they are bored. Power docking is when two men who have "docked" tape their penises together and then have a fight! Just for the banter.
by Concerned Civilian January 15, 2008
Get the Power Docking mug.The act of Mormons getting around sex; inserting a penis into a vagina and just leaving it in there. Then proceeding with a conversation for no shorter than 5 mins.
(Nick): Molly and I tried that mormon docking thing last night!!!!!
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.
(Quinn): Wow really?!? How was it?
(Nick): Joseph Smith would have been proud.
by trust me, I am a docker. January 11, 2011
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The act of a man inserting his penis in the foreskin of another mans penis then jizzing in the mans forskin
by James101uk August 6, 2016
Get the Turbo docking mug.the act of inserting ones penis into a persons breathing stoma. this causes the person with the stoma to not breathe possibly causing death, but triggers a body high due to the lack of oxygen.
I had to revive the old smoker bitch twice cuz she kept passin out from stoma docking. damn bitch now my back hurts
by Dan Gleesak February 16, 2009
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ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
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1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
ih-mur-juhnt dok-ing
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1. The act of deficating in a urinal when the regular stalls are being occupied at the time of evacuation.
Bill: Dude, all the stalls were taken so I had to perform an emergent docking in the urinal!
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
Ted: Hah, it'll take 50 flushes to sink that battleship.
by Jbzerotwo May 29, 2013
Get the Emergent Docking mug.When a man loves a woman very much and sexual relations have developed past the vanilla stage it might be the time for the man to insert his balls inside the woman's asshole.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
Usually without lubrication but for beginners butter or a petroleum based lube can be used.
She is so fit, I would love some Dutch docking with her.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
Dan and Madga are filthy... Well into Dutch docking.
Cliff was so horny last night he ended up Dutch docking a kebab.
by Hugh Horace August 18, 2019
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