dilf

A shorthand for calling one a Dumbass Idiotic Loser Fool.
Tanginator can be such a DILF sometimes, and by sometimes, I mean always.
by Jonas Bonus December 16, 2004
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chance perez. a contestant on ABC's boyband who is a father to his two year old daughter, Brooklyn. extremely attractive, nice, and an all around daddy. was an emt so dad material. also brings snacks to rehearsal for boyband for everyone.
person 1: ugh that guy is so hot! and he has a kid! such a dilf
person 2: you mean a chance perez?
by kendelq July 25, 2017
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yours! you have a dilf you dilflet!!!!!!!!!
by divnep April 16, 2008
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dilf

the same as gangely. it is the word flid (meaning short arms and legs) reversed. therefore long arms and legs
by hurleyburley23 April 19, 2008
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dilf

Deacon Tony is a total dilf!

Aww look at deacon over there lickin his finger! damnnn, what a DILF!!!!!

look at that gramp over there in that pew, screw him.. i want that dilf in and around my mouth.

I wanna go to a Catholic school, theyve got all them DIILLFFSS!

Good thing hes not a priest, thats fo show, thank God hes a dilf!
by Linds Vinocon March 18, 2008
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Big Dilf

A big dilf is someone who runs shit. “The man” some could say. If you’re a big dilf, nobody is fw you cuz they know you move different. Someone who knows the way of the growl. This person wakes up and does 100 growl ups before breakfast.
Person A: Yo that dude is a big dilf. Did you hear his growl🤩
Person B: I wish I could be that big of a dilf
by BigDilf123 December 07, 2018
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dilf namjoon

dilf namjoon is Kim Namjoon, but as a dilf. 🥵🥵🥵😘😘😘😫😫😫
Person 1: hey bro, what’s a dilf namjoon?
Person 2: Namjoon is a dad I’d like to fuck
Person 1: Namjoon is a true dilf
by DilfNamjoonIsMyKink November 10, 2020
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