dilf

Deacon I'd like to fuck!

Deacon Tony is a total dilf!

Aww look at deacon over there lickin his finger! damnnn, what a DILF!!!!!

look at that gramp over there in that pew, screw him.. i want that dilf in and around my mouth.

I wanna go to a Catholic school, theyve got all them DIILLFFSS!

Good thing hes not a priest, thats fo show, thank God hes a dilf!

by Linds Vinocon March 18, 2008

dilf

desserts i like at freebirds

hey can i borrow some money, i really want a dilf.

by kmart=) September 28, 2008

Dilf

D.I.L.F = Dad I'd Like to Fuck

For girls and guys who fancy other peoples farthers.
Opposite sexual attraction to Milf

WOW, Steve's Dad is HOT, he's a' DILF!'

by Wesroy February 19, 2012

Dilf

Like a milf but instead a dilf -dad I'd like to fuck :)

" omg David Beckham is such a dilf " said Jane

" I totally agree he's hot af "

Said Sarah

by Duhbitch October 21, 2015

DILF

Dilf: an acronym for "dad I'd like to fuck" (see Dave Grohl)

dave grohl gets better looking with age, 48 today and he's still sexy as ever. dilf!

by sexualharassmentpanda69 October 20, 2017

DILF

An alternative to the phrase MILF, MILF meaning "Mom(s) I'd Like to Fuck". DILF means "Dad(s) I'd Like to Fuck".

Person #1: Look at that hunk. He's so hot.
Person #2: He's such a DILF. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

by Moist Doritos December 7, 2017

Dilf

A very sexy dad

When Chuck walked into the room it was very clear that he is a dilf

by TimBuz January 20, 2018