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Detective's Kick

An investigative probe into the world around you made by aggressively putting the boot to someone or something.
"Is he dead?"
*Detective's Kick*

"Owww!"
"nope"
by Rolandofgilead May 27, 2024
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Detective T

A Facebook Page who posts nonsense articles and the writers are low-key perverts. Also the writers are minors.
by An0nymøuS January 16, 2022
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renaissance detective

LAPD Lt. Det. Bigfoot Bjornsen
Look, I’ve been referred to more than one time by the LA times as a Renaissance Detective, okay?

-Bigfoot Bjornsen
by Froominator March 5, 2021
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Special victim's detective

The one that investigates domestic violence claims.
The guy's wife started fucking the special victim's detective until he changed the way he looked at domestic violence, he started seeing things her way after that (as her husband once had early in their relationship).
by Solid Mantis October 23, 2020
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Bicycle Detective

A man who will find your bicycle anywhere, anytime no questions asked. Legend says he has never been stumped by a bicycle missing. call this number now 1-800-273-8255
person 1; My bike is missing!
person 2; Call the Bicycle Detective! I heard he found his own bike in less than two weeks!
by missing bike January 25, 2024
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