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Rain Derby

A rain coat. Originates from 16th century England. While viewing races, spectators had to keep dry while it rained.
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by Matt Subadafo September 26, 2009
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Mr Derbyshire

Mr Derbyshire, AKA ‘Derby’ is a veteran headmaster as well as an experienced assembly organiser. Derby is a cheeky old man who has an uncanny resemblance to the TV character ‘Mr Bean’. Derby is rarely seen around the school premises and remains an isolated figure from the rest of the school staff team. However, Derby truly shines when the yearly teacher karaoke show goes on towards the end of the school year. During this show Derby shows his musical talents and leaves the school pupils bowing down at his feet with the sheer beauty of his voice. Another time of the year when Mr Derbyshire shines is when the school sports day takes place. During this memorable day Derby shows of with various poses in his Gucci suit.
- Mr Derbyshire is also referred to as ‘mein führer’ by the school students.
Mrs Brown: David! I’m in a bit of a pickle organising the year 11’s assembly for tomorrow. I thought I’d come to you for help, I’ve got nothing.

Mr Derbyshire: It’s not a problem Laura! I’ve got some religious shit that I’ll show them year 11’s for the assembly. They don’t listen to our assemblies anyway - they’re more interested in this Snapchat thing that’s popular at the moment.

Mrs Brown: Thankyou David! You’re such a great assembly organiser and headmaster. I wish every headmaster could be such a Mr Derbyshire.
by WadhamMan2002 July 28, 2018
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Derby

A city that is mainly fields, only made into a city because it was The Queen's silver jubilee and they didn't have anything else to do.
Graham: Shall we go to Derby?
Sarah: No, I've not got my walking boots on.
by Foolishfool May 23, 2007
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derbis

derbis: the singular form of debris.
donnie is about to throw a chunk of derbis at andy, because andy is stupid.
by SOUL January 27, 2004
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Meat Derby

A gangbang without any penetration, rather a series of mushroom slaps, resulting in many many facials.
That chick was in a series of meat derbies.

That was a meat derby of epic proportions.
by Jizz Factory May 4, 2010
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derber

she's a derber
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by 696969 November 25, 2003
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