Blow Damage

The degree to which a woman's make-up is ruined by her male partner's ejaculate.
"There is a lot to consider wh n doing your make up for your honeymoon: heat, humidity, blow damage..."
by Game Night Harem February 12, 2017
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hail damage

Cellulite on a person's body that looks like hail damage.
"Damn! She'd better file a claim for all of that hail damage!'
by State Farm Insurance June 09, 2005
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dick damage

Dick Damage: to asses the collateral damage or mistake of having children. Risk Management.
I have to pay fucking child support!!! I did massive dick damage.

I need a Vasectomy to prevent dick damage.
by NasX December 01, 2009
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emotional damage

a meme on tiktok originating from steven he.

dont know what this other guy is on about, this meme is pretty good.
"cringe tik tok kid" should be a good sign the definition is invalid.

anyway. its just steven he saying "emotional damage" in a very asian stereotype way.
i give it a 8/10 for memes of 2022. its not too bad.
emotional damage!!
by the cooler penguin27 January 15, 2022
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Blaine Damaged

Descriptive of someone with no personality, who overcompensates by doing stupid things like live in a giant fishbowl for a week to impress chicks.
"Why is that prick sitting in his greenhouse with his shirt off? – He’s been there for days!"
"Don’t worry about it; he's blaine damaged"
by alt.magic.secrets May 12, 2006
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