chronchitis

An album by Slightly Stoopid.

Did you hear that song "Nobody Knows" on Slightly Stoopid's album Chronchitis?

by ButterflyFreek March 20, 2008

chronic fatigue syndrome

Being sick all the time for no discernable reason. Like, fibromyalgia, but more tiredness and less pain. Typically it's really hard to get people to believe you, especially doctors and social security.

I have chronic fatigue syndrome. Although I'm 22 years old, I still have to live with my parents, who seem to think that my illness is something I made up just so that I could drop out of university and pop pills all day.

by jollygreengiant132132 September 28, 2012

chronicitis

1. Cough caused by heavy marijuana usage, similar to a cigarette smokers cough.
2. Newest cd by Slightly Stoopid, a kickass sublime style band.

1.
Joe "I smoked so much sensi this year that I
cough all the timenow. "
Me " I think you have chronicitis man."
2. Slightly stoopid's newest cd "chronicitus" is tight as hell, fire up a spliff of some good sensimillia and listen to it and chill...its fun.

by Ibillin October 23, 2007

Chronic Colonic

It is said that when John Wayne died, he had 55 pounds of undigested fecal matter in his bowels. Since then, many people have regular colonics to make sure they don't die with the same issue. Some become addicted to colonics and therefore suffer from the ill-fated Chronic Colonic.

Wow, Bob sure looks bloated today. He should get back to doing his Chronic Colonics.

by rexcars27 April 22, 2009

Chronic Texting

When a person is so enthralled in their texting/ phone capabilities, they act as if they have smoked a pinch of chronic. Symptoms include, not responding to simple questions, not being able to walk, sleepy eyes, no care for the outside world, basically unable to perform any basic function that does not involve their phone. Sometimes they even start laughing for no apparent reason as if they are chronic high.

Hey Joe, want to go to the mall?" *no response or movement "Joe! come on man lets go!" *stares and laughs at phone "You just aren't the same when you are chronic texting"

by lukepatty317 November 26, 2010

Chronic Masturbation

Someone who cannot stop masturbating

Julie could not stop playing with her toes, Julie was suffering from chronic masturbation.

by Pigfucker9001 June 7, 2018

the chronic

Didn't start the Gangsta era, that was back with N.W.A. It did however revolutionize gangsta rap with its melodic, three dimensional beats. Before that a repetitive loop was used for a beat. Released in 1992 by Dr. Dre following his breakup with N.W.A.

Shit, playin' The Chronic just makes me wanna go to da hood and pump my hydrolics.

by T-Unit January 31, 2005