cumming season

That time of year when every man has uncontrollable sexual desires in which they go around humping any and everything they can mount until they ejaculate.

Zoe: "Dude, Ayush was humping my dog yesterday."

Jennavive: "Yea, it's cumming season."

by XXX42069er January 20, 2016

Cumpling

Its when you put dumplings in her pussy then you cum inside of her and make her eat one very sexually.

"Hey babe you want a fucking cumpling"~franklin 2018

by 666ieatass666 June 6, 2018

kayla cummings

Kayla Cummings, is the type of girl who don't know when enough is enough. She constantly tries to make your life hell if she dosen't get what she wants. She needs to keep out of everyone's business and stop cheating on her boyfriend. Honestly if you meet her run because she will make your life hell

Yo is that Kayla Cummings??, dude I gotta go I don't wanna be near her!!

by Maxhunter May 8, 2020

Cumslinger

A promiscuous gay man or one who is caught in a masturbatory act of public lewdness

A. Did you see Bob at the office?
Yeah he was hitting on some dude
Wow, I would not want anything to do with that cumslinger with all the guys he's been with

B. An unnamed man was caught masturbating in a public theater. The police have taken the cumslinger into custody.

by James's Wood March 5, 2008

Cumming

A amazing feature of being a man
It’s were you wrap your hand around your penis and go up and down with it.

Your cumming In my tight pussie you furry asshole

by anonymous January 22, 2021

power cumming

(Verb) When you cum so big it blows the head of your pecker off.

Man what happened to Nick?

Oh you know, too much power cumming. He blew the head of his peen off.

by Capt'n Dunlop January 2, 2017

e.e. cummings

1. A poet of the early twentieth century who frequently used unconventional capitalization, spelling, and grammar within his poems.

2. Justification for any poem perpetrated by any emo kid.

1. <i>We have to read two poems by e.e. cummings for class tomorrow.</i>

2. <i>aw man, e.e. cummings did it, why can't i? you're just the man trying to keep me down;;;;</i>

by vote up May 11, 2006