Cummercial

A commercial for porn.

Dude1: "Remember that website you showed me 2 days ago?"
Dude2: "The one about blowjobs?"
Dude1: "Yeah bro. I just saw the cummercial today."

by succmastur June 12, 2017

cumberquatch

:Noun ; (Cum-berq-watch); A Cumberquatch is a rare creature found in select and partially unknown mountainous regions of the world. It has somewhat been describes as a cross between a Cucumber and a Sasquotch. Although a Cumberquotch cannot be eaten like a Cucumber. This is due to the fact that the Cumberquotch's skin is compiled from pure Rust Metal. The Cumberquotch's diet is very typical of a wild land mammal; Daily meals comprise of plankton, giant sperm whales, camels and goths.
The Cumberquotch's preference being goths, it also on occasions eats up to 800kg of weapons grade plutonium.
The Cumberquotch should not be approched with caution as it is a very friendly animal and was described by professor stephen hawking before he was eaten by it as a "nice animal".
The Cumberquotch should not be confused with Cumbercrotch, which is an individual with a cucumber phallus. Cumberquotch in groups are also know as Cumberquotchai.

(1)The Cumberquotch appears beautifully gracefull while eating Professor Hawking
(2)I can hear the Cumberquotchai coming. Quick throw some goths at it to slow it down.

by krishan January 5, 2005

Cumberbatch

A runny solution of feces and semen, which is the result of too much anal sex.

I was really going to town on Gina's ass last night, but after our third round I looked down to notice that my cock, her ass, and the bedsheets were covered in cumberbatch. We had to call it quits after that... I hate doing midnight laundry.

by Jacksun Edwurd October 2, 2013

cumberbum

That thing that looks like a garder for guys when they wear a tux.

I was called a cumberbum by OC Supreme--I was like "Oh. Um. What's a cumberbum?" Me and my silly blonde moments!

by Leila M. April 19, 2007

Cuber

A person who actually has an interest in Rubik's Cubes and knows how to solve one. Usually surrounded by Non-Cubers.

Person 1 was such a cuber. He could solve any Rubik's Cube.

by NonCuberCGU April 11, 2017

chumber

verb- to stealthily place a slice of cucumber on the person who is sitting beside you's shoulder, so while they are carrying on a conversation, they wont realize that the people they are talking to are laughing at them, not their jokes.

noun- a slice of cucumber used for the act of chumbering someone

(table explodes in laughter)

Chomper: Hey guys it wasnt that funny (looks at shoulder). Aw, dude, who chumbered me?

by Mantenegrum February 18, 2009

Cumerade

A delicious blend of electrolytes, sugar, high fructose corn syrup, and nice...warm...CUM!!!

for more info, go to this link:

http://cumerade.ytmnd.com

- Hey dude, did you bring the gatorade to the race for the runners??

- You mean Cumerade, right??

- What's that??

- Don't worry about it...(maniacal laughs)

by cumerade April 3, 2009