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Cretonic

The action Shane made was absolutely cretonic.
by baconnot June 8, 2021
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Craton

A true legend, one of the greatest stoners of all time. He once out smoked snoopdogg. Has more pussy then he knows how to handle.
by dogdog1234568 November 22, 2021
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Crouton jongen

Crouton jongen is ontstaan van uit mister nielson.
Een snel (na een week) ontwikkelde, schilverige, krokante huidlaag.
Crouton is niet verwijderen van het lichaam, dit valt vanzelf na ongeveer 2 maanden van het lichaam af.

Zie het als een slang die aan het vervellen is. (Crouton vervellings)
by Crouton jongen November 23, 2021
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Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021
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Croutonic Plague

It is the year 69420 and croutons have taken over the world, they call it "The Croutonic Plague", people are dying and many hav lost homes to croutons
joe says "my house got destroyed because of the croutonic plague"
Jim replies with "I know"
by SOMESWITCHUSER March 18, 2022
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crutun

When your friend *cough toni cough* can't spell for shit/nm
Per1: I'M CRUTUN

per2: ohmygod
by anonymous May 9, 2022
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Criton

Oh look it's Criton! He's so gay!
by fnafloveruwu69 August 2, 2022
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