crutch

A thick piece of paper or tagboard used in the mouth piece of a joint to support the paper and faciliate easy smoking of said joint.

Damn nigga! You better put a crutch in that little prison J so we can smoke that bitch 'til the wheels fall off it!

"I take sacks to the face whenever I can, don't need no crutch, i get so keyed up, 'til the joint be burnin' my hand" -Luniz, "I Got 5 On It"

by ShortBus Driver August 12, 2004

Crunchy vocals

A voice that's raspy but also sweet.

Go Won's crunchy vocals (LOONA)

by orbitfighting October 26, 2020

Neo-Crunch

hipster term for post-Garcia hippies promoting idealism for a new century.

Don't confuse the Neo-Crunches with the hippies; they smoke weed out of glass pipes, not graphix bongs.

by DR. DEL ONE January 24, 2008

Beer Crutch

1. The act of chugging natty beer and then duct taping another full can to the top of your "crutch" to evenutally create a stack of empty beer cans. Your stack of empties will eventually be your crutch as you walk home wasted. If you finish so many beers that your crutch is taller than you then you must duct tape it to the outside of the home/apt that you are drinking at and pass out there.

Did you see Luke's beer crutch? That shit was so frat.

"Hey how is your beer crutch coming? "
"It's coming, I am 2 beers away from passing out at the blue house tonight."

by phisigalki May 11, 2010

number crunch

an estimate, usually using percentages

"Are we hanging tonight?" "Maybe" "Give me a number crunch"

by Gaaaron November 18, 2013

Louisiana Crunch Cake

When a man takes a shit on someone’s chest then he cum’s onto the shit and then they both consume it. After the cum is applied it should resemble a Louisiana crunch cake😸

“Woah man last night I totally dropped a Louisiana crunch cake on Sarah’s chest and SHE ATE IT”

by pinkpeppercorns August 14, 2019

Punch the Crunch

to wake up and masturbate while eating breakfast cereal (usually Cap'n Crunch or Cap'n Crunch with Crunchberries)

Every morning I wake up so hungry and horny that I just want to punch the crunch in the breakfast nook.

by Diamond Dave Cousins September 3, 2010