Cronk

A term that is the upmost offensive term out there. The use off such a word will get you shunned off by your friends, and either forgotten, or despised.

One could just say, "Cronk." As it is most sufficiently used when by it's self.

by Granduncle Ted March 28, 2022

cronket

absolutely fucking wing it.

“Just fuckin cronket bud!”

by stoonktheboonch April 5, 2022

Cronkot

A Cronkot is someone a cut above the rest. Only elites receive this title and only elites know about it. If you read this definition you have stepped into the domain of homo superior.

King, gets so many bitches he’s definitely a Cronkot.

by Cronkot April 22, 2022

cronkot

A Cronkot is a person above others. An elite, if you find this definition you have made your first step into legendary status. Become a Cronkot today for just £999 a day for the rest of your life.

Friend 1 - Look at that guy, he’s so cool he’s a sigma.

Friend 2 - No he is a Cronkot.

by Cronkot April 22, 2022

cronky

when a food is similar to being crunchy but has more of an open, harder cronk energy to it when consumed, a subtle yet important difference

Those chips were so cronky I felt I was in heaven. No, not crunchy, CRONKY. Yes cronky is a word.

by cryptidcronk May 17, 2022

Cronkhead

Someone that is more than dum

Fab put hot ashes in the wheelie bin. He is such a cronkhead.

by Fabthecronkhead October 28, 2022

Cronk-Parroting

Someone, usually a member of senior management, who takes it upon themselves to impart detailed knowledge about various facets of SQL Server ( DB performance analysis, query costs, table optimisation and index creation) which all parties to the conversation know for certain that they have obtained from and are repeating the wisdom of, a proper SQL developer.

Robert spent rather too long on the call Cronk-Parroting the optimisations required to bring speed and inner peace to the users' lives.

by IT Dude 2 January 31, 2023