Crawl out of my butt

Stop complaining about someone, similar to Climb out of my ass.

The Walking Dead:
Maggie: (angry) What does she want now?
Glenn: I can't say.
Maggie: (angry) So one of them ask you to keep your mouth shut...
Glenn: (interrupting her and offering a piece of paper with things) Crawl out of my butt, and help me look, please.

by tipar September 30, 2016

Crool

An individual who's rude, but cool. Often, a lover of dark memes and extremely racist comedy.

I told Deshvin a racist joke and she loved it, she's just so crool.

by dilshannn7 July 1, 2019

Crow Brain

Crow Brain , keeps shiny and useless things or things to put shiny things in.

see "pack rat". keeps anything shiny and mostly useless "i am such a crow brain, i keep old jars"

by sapien_red April 10, 2021

Crawlhole

the female genitalia, a vagina

I got down on my hands and knees and started eating that crawlhole.

by GeorgeFeeney November 25, 2022

snoop crawl

The act of crawling on your stomach after doing something illegal.

"After Cornelius stole the money out of the house he snoop crawled back to his whip."

by pissywissy January 26, 2009

Beer Crawl

The process of going out with a group of people to a bar and hitting up each bar on the way to a certain destination (home, party, etc.) In this process you neglect how shitfaced you actually get, and don't care if you're blowing a .2 (over three times the legal limit) on a brethalyzer test, you're just out to have a good time with your bros.

It can also be explained mathematically. Let the first bar represented by A, and the final destination by B. There are 5 bars between A and B, you have to hit up each bar within a period of now until 2 am. So to solve this equation, you have to know the variable x, which represents how much fun you want to have.

Guy 1: (to the rest of his bros.) Alright so we'll start our beer crawl here at the party, move on to Chappy's, then we'll go to Dave's, get to Bill's, then we'll probably close off at The Dock, and go out for a meal somewhere along the way to my house.

Everyone in the room: Yeah!

ITT: No one really cares where you're going, or how you're getting there. We just want beer!

by InvisibleManInTheMirror June 6, 2010

Witch-Crow

A Witch-Crow is of a female gender, usually referring to an older woman ( 40+). She is always the bearer of bad news and her mere presence brings a negative and pessimistic vibe.

The Witch-Crow has long acrylic nails, her favorite colour is usually purple or red. They tend to have a high pitched crow-like voice that pierces the ears of young adolescence.

NOTE: Do not be fooled when a Witch-Crow is 'crying' or pretending to have feelings... this is part of their plan to trap you.

The Witch-Crow is home, quick where should we go?

"Clean the house idiots", yells the witchcrow.

by enidohr September 20, 2011