Crotched the camera

When, in the midst of something completely kick ass, you totally screw up. For instance, if during the superbowl halftime show, you completely eff up your sweet-ass crotch slide into the camera by plowing the camera man, thus rendering it completely NOT cool. Also, "crotching the camera."

"Man, the Boss totally crotched the camera at the halftime show...I think he was limping afterwards."

by Ellbee February 1, 2009

Crotchteded

To accidentally "crotch pocket" an item. To accidentally place an item in the general area of your crotch.

Woah, sorry dude, I crotchteded your cell phone.

by itsworthashot September 5, 2009

crotchetta

a doll often found will snippings of the hair missing. a naked barbie with short wirey hair, and has spanish words written on the forhead.

yesterday i found that crotchetta on my sisters floor it was naked covered in hola's.

by tootsiRoll123 October 26, 2009

crotchial

Of the crotch area.

I choked on my boyfriends crotchial hair after he gave me his po box.

by ernie_the_monk May 19, 2010

Crotchicamonia

When Your Vagina Is Really Really Itchy & No Matter How You Move Your Legs; It Just Itches Like All Hell .

"ahh ! I got a bad case of crotchicamonia!" .. so scratch it ! x

by umm fred? April 5, 2011

Crotchity

The likeness of being a crotch.

"He's feeling a bit crotchity..."
*Sigh*

by Hagate November 18, 2011

crotchistic

When something is so good, but it smells like crotch in the environment. It's also another way to say something was good, but somebody nearby stunk; specifically with the smell of crotch.

Last night was crotchistic.

by Epiphiana September 7, 2013