crunching numbers

What people pretend to do all day at work whilst daydreaming about things that will never happen.

John pretended to be crunching numbers at work, but he was really daydreaming of having an orgy with Angelina Jolie, Megan Fox, and Jessica Biel.

by Slim77 July 28, 2010

Cronining

1. Backing out of a very rare opportunity (usually a massive bro down) for some bullshit reason, costing one of your friends a large amount of money in the process.

2. The act of someone who Cronins.

That bitch is Cronining the shit out of everyone lately.

by OneTake1 June 3, 2011

crunchin

cool, sweet, awesome, tight, phat, etc.

Dude! Did you see that guy hacky-sackin? His moves are so CRUNCHIN!

by Dennis Lackey January 23, 2003

Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper

When a bowel movement at work that is so heinous in odor and volume that the dumper is inclined to lift his legs up into the crouching position so that no one will identify him by his shoes.

"I over-indulged at chili-fest last night, so this morning I had to pull a Crouching Tiger Hidden Dumper."

by Va-JJ January 13, 2014

Cotching stations

Designated place of cotch

"All aboard cotching stations" - Sat down, sufficient munch, swill with TV remotes and xbox controllers to boot in reachable distances. The key is little movement as possible and ultimately cotched. Dream.

by potts27 October 14, 2011

Counching

The act of humping one's couch, whether for fun or for pleasure.

Man, I was so wasted, I decided it was time for some counching.

I walked in and caught that bitch counching!

by Ananke September 11, 2013

crancking 90s

crancking 90s is when you suca a di*k from a 90 degree angle

me and the girls are crancking 90s tonight, do you want to join us?

by kakdkljaslk January 24, 2020