An attention whore on youtube. (In his view), If you don't like him, you are obviuosly a homophobe; it couldn't have anything to do with the fact that he always bitches about stuff, said "who cares" about 9/11, and acts like a retard
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
Also the first heterophobe to exist. He wants gay rights and says he can't change who he is, but doesn't view being straight as an excuse for a boy to not date him. What a hypocrite.
Also, thinks that the world revolves around him because he is famous. What he doesn't realize is that most people watch his videos to make fun of him. (See video: Watch Chris Crocker Blink)
Then, he warns people that he will fuck them up if they talk to him like he is crazy. (Yeah right, he wouldn't do shit in a fight) and expects to be treated well.
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Cross Cromer is a 21st Century Jungle Rock/Indie Rock/Post Punk/Alternative Rock/Country/Country Rock/Blues/Blues Rock band founded by Cross (Rhythm Guitar & Vocals) and Cromer (Lead/Rhythm Guitar). Other members include Moss Man (Bass Guitar) and BFR (Vocals). Each member has played drums on at least one song.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
Throughout 2022, Cross Cromer have created 7 abums and 3 EPs. Their most popular song is “Pickup Truck” which is a country song about a man crashing a pickup truck. Their most well-respected and admired albums are “The Worm Parade” and “King Krossmer” with “The Space Album” being the band’s (self-admitted) weakest. The band’s music is only available on YouTube, with the channel amassing a small following.
The latest album, “Cross Cromer” is said to be the band’s last album for an indefinite period of time.
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A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
A lot of the hate for Chris Crocker is to blame on first impressions of his less serious videos where he practically acts stupid, parades an elitist attitude and says wads of overzealous bullshit often in a ‘ghetto’ voice (perhaps, for attention?) But believe it or not, many of Chris’s more serious videos give out very worthy messages, because instead of ranting he looks at the bigger picture and comments very reasonably, down to earth and intelligently on social issues which affect many different people, and not only what he’s experiencing. His over-acted vids are laughable, and that’s what they should be seen as- not taken seriously as Chris’s honest views.
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