critter

a person who has interests which are not considered mainstream or popular, these interests are often a defining aspect of their personality

Such critter behavior...

by hankhowland November 15, 2023

critter snatch

A vagina with crabs

I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me

by Rowdope April 15, 2014

Critter

A specific type of girl in engineering who look like 6th graders and fill their heads with math equations. They often merge into one crowd like a rat king. They are indistinguishable from one another. They all have the same personality.

Robert: Hey Nick! Let me send you my schedule for next semester!
Nick: Awesome possum Robert! Send it to me on Snapchat!
Robert: You have Snapchat?! You have no bitches though!
Nick: How am I supposed to find a girl when all the girls in my class are critters!!

by ErinGoo January 25, 2024

critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter

even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.

by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014

critter bitch

bitching in a way only a creature is able to

“Josey was being a critter bitch yesterday”

by mr615 May 22, 2022

People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.

“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
“The people critters”

by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023

litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.

Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.

by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020