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Critter Jinx

When you try to shoot a critter in Buck Hunter and a doe crosses your path causing you to shoot the doe and forfeit your turn.
I can't get a perfect site in Buck Hunter because I have critter jinx.
by doctorSq1 January 2, 2011
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Critter Crunching

Raping in the anal region. Sometimes by a group of people.
In the popular game critter crunch, after you defeat another player, a crowd of small animals attack and appear to gang rape the helpess avatar. after the dust clears the avatar is seen twitching on the ground and is covered in dust and what appears to be semen.
He was subjected to critter crunching on his first day in prison
by Pedroelmo October 8, 2010
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critter snatch

A vagina with crabs
I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
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critter glitter

the residual hair left on a spent penis from a homosexual plushy encounter
even a moist towelette would not remove the critter glitter on my penis from that plushy costume.
by PicklezMcNasty July 1, 2014
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crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.
Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.
by apt109 November 25, 2015
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Critter

crystal meth ,being spunout,on a good one,gettin it,on one,spun
Let's go to John's house ,he allways has some critter.......do you have any critter?......im high as fuck,that is some good critter.
by jublisstar June 16, 2018
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Fecal colored critter

Any member of non white racial origin.
The hood was littered with fecal colored critters as i passed through riding the city bus.
by Sirsmokealots June 30, 2018
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