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crittered

(verb): to consume an excessive amount of alcohol, behaving recklessly and in an unexpected manner. Behaviors include, but not limited to, blacking out, falling down, getting weird, not knowing what to do with your hands, touching people inappropriately, proposing strange activities that are often illegal and ending up in a strange or stranger's habitat.
Day drinking turned into an all night binder. She got so crittered she woke up next to a bleacher rat from the Cubs game who had a bulldog tattoo on his back and Taco Bell sauce all over his face.
by apt109 November 25, 2015
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Critter

n. critter /ˈhrɪtər/ krih-tər
a person in their late teens or early twenties, usually male, who consistently exhibits at least three of the following characteristics, which cannot be contributed solely to their mental or physical health
i. a habit of ignoring the social cues of others to favor their own agenda
ii. poor hygiene, particularly greasy hair and body odor, that cannot be contributed to economic or health issues
iii. a habit of invading other's space and privacy

iv. an inability to take no for an answer
v. a tendency to lecture an expert on a subject on said subject
vi. a habit of over-complimenting and/or asking invasive personal questions
vii. a habit of being condescending or patronizing towards peers
viii. a belief in the entitlement to a reward for basic human decency
That critter keeps getting in my face and explaining how I should have done my presentation, and I might faint from his breath.
by matoakabeach November 4, 2021
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People critters

A breed of people who live in the hills, known for characteristic hillbilly-like behavior.
“I wonder what kind of creepy critters live in those woods”
The people critters
by Peoplecritters August 17, 2023
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 4, 2024
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litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.
Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.
by Chili Wanka January 6, 2020
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Cruelity critters

When someone say and does cruel things. Judges others because there not intelligent. Cruel intentions to make a person feel like they belong with the giants. HUMAN LIFESare not there concern. Using intelligence to make a person never feel good enought until they feel exactly what they think about someone. Not letting go to someone they think is retarded and stupied. Doesn't care how a person views there own self. Making sure you feel the same way they do . Insecurityhoarders. Making sure others see you the same way. Like a bully at a school. Make the world more heartless.
That cruelity critters told the classmate your parents must have been restarted
by Truthnut June 14, 2020
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Critter

Critter

A hick guy who has sketchy vibes. Typically lives in low income housing out in the sticks or trailer park.
by jcghnn May 11, 2022
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