Cris

A word that describes a man's uncontrollable boner that compliments his fetish for Cheese filled socks

"Mate, that man's got a cris-he'a drooling"

by Crishater December 21, 2016

Cris

A great man who is a boss and loves to eat! He is normally playing games with his buddy Trenton!

Have you met Cris? What is he like?

by Sparkleunicorn18 October 30, 2017

Cri

Much like crying but more manly. Cri, or “Cri-ing” usually only occurs at the end of sad movies such and The Mist.

“Hey man did you see that Netflix is fixing to get The Mist?”
-“I cri evrytim…”

by Frontiermedic248 June 17, 2022

Cris

He is just trying his best but gets shit on by everyone,

Cris is late again
Don't burn the meat Cris

by Happyn't November 21, 2021

Cris

Imagine carrying a baby in your womb for 9 months just to name him Cris.

His name shall be know as Cris, after the fact that I hate my life.

by JesterFalls November 24, 2021

Cris

:

: looking ass fool Cris

No semi colons in this muhfucka. Real colon hours only

by CJ Garza May 17, 2018

Cris

A gay, transgender furry that plays trumpet (quite terribly) in a bear suit. He chases people around in his bear suit and is a big time liberal. He's also a pedophile that drives a white van and smokes weed. Stay away from the danger that is Cris

Cris kidnapped a child in his bear suit again...

by French Horn God May 10, 2019