Half and Half Creamer

When yo girl is givin u some good succ and you boutta cum but she ain't ready and don't know if she gunna swallow and take it like a champ so she swallow some and spit some out all over you

Brad: I saw you getting a ride home from Courtney yesterday, did you get some head?

Alex: Yeah bro, but I didn't tell her when so I ended up giving her the half and half creamer.

by daddy 69 420 April 25, 2018

Brady Creamer

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I got a brady creamer after me

by Brady Coomer April 25, 2024

Fingertip Creamer

a woman who can cum with just using a fingertip
to get a woman to cream with just your fingertip

can't believe she is a fingertip creamer, I didn't even get my whole finger in her.

by Silverfox17268 October 04, 2021

Crippled Creamer

When you run up to a crippled person and ejaculate into their eyes and yell “GET CREAMED!” as you walk away because they are just sitting there helplessly blinded by your cum.

Last night I pulled a crippled creamer on some random guy.

by CheesyPeens August 28, 2021

Stanley Creamer

A man named stanley cums on a woman and forces her to vacuum up his leftovers on his dick with her mouth.

I sure can’t wait to show her my Stanley Creamer!

I love the Stanley Creamer, it’s a mess free operation.

by RadicalRascal February 18, 2018

Stir the creamer

The act of giving a man oral sex with a mouthful of hot or warm coffee, then letting him ejaculate in your mouth and mixing the load with the coffee.

The guy has a move that he does with coffee that will drive you wild, he will even let you stir the creamer.

by Doublea4lb March 16, 2024

Alabama Creamer

The act of taking a shit on a (female) cousin's chest then jizzing on the shit, simulating coffee with creamer

I just got the Alabama Creamer last night.

by hahathisisafunnyname69 August 13, 2024