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monkey crawler

A woman's fart that, due to her butt cheeks being occluded, "crawls" down into and travels out of her vagina.
The man believed that his girlfriend had queefed. However, she had simply ejected a normal fart that turned into a monkey crawler.
by Biomed88 October 13, 2013
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Paedo crawl

The act of driving one's car at a shockingly low speed to the extent at which the driver could perhaps be mistaken for a paedophile looking for new victims.
"Mate speed up, people think we're doing a Paedo crawl"
by jdjskwbdjw February 8, 2015
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Apartment Crawl

It is a party at multiple apartments. Let's say the apartment crawl consists of a total of four apartments. You start at the first apartment on the list, stay until all of the alcohol is gone, and then you move on to the second apartment. You continue this until you have either had enough or have made it through all of the apartments!

Mostly in college towns.

The parties are usually themed. For instance, the apartment crawl can have the theme of "Around the World" and each apartment can have it's own theme. One can be decorated like Paris, another like America, another like Japan, and so on.
Are you ready for the apartment crawl this weekend?

Where are all of the apartments in the apartment crawl?

What is the theme for the apartment crawl this weekend?
by Chickagurl357 May 15, 2014
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salmon crawl

A swim technique for when the water is low and the bottom is really rocky and hard to walk which consists of laying in the water forwards and pulling oneself along the bottom using ones hands.
Yo Rawse, its really shallow and rocky along the bottom here so its best to just salmon crawl on over to the island. front crawl Australian crawl old Australian crawl loudon wainwright loudon wainwright III swimming bikini river folk
by snowcat October 4, 2015
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Carolina crawler

A sex move that involves reverse, aggressive, unnecessary fellatio that causes the receiver to crawl across a surface and violently kick the aggressor repeatedly resulting in surprisingly volatile orgasm for both participants.
My brief visit to the Deep South left me battered and bruised from the multiple Carolina Crawlers I received at the hands of many a sultry delta queen.
by Yesterday’s Page June 12, 2016
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Japanese crawl space

When someone clamps there partners anal wide open, and screams bonsai into their anal hole. Then continues to lick the anal rim counter clockwise.
Hey I gave Linda a Japanese crawl space last night after dinner!
by TRYTTRIT March 7, 2017
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house crawl

A house crawl is a day time party where you go from one house to another, usually lasting an hour at each house.
"Hey, are you going to the homecoming House Crawl in Madison this weekend?"
"Yeah it's going to be lit!"
by dartier123 October 9, 2017
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