clipping my wings

A phrase that is synonymous with being tied down or held back. When a bird's wings are clipped, they are unable to fly.

Me: Hey babe, I'm thinkin about getting that part-time tutoring job at the university.

Her: Hell no you're not gonna be tutoring any girls

Me: Damn you're clipping my wings woman

by speedygonzales4 October 21, 2011

crispin

People with the surname Crispin are awesome. They are kind, empathetic and great people to hang out with.

Many of them are incredibly skilled in the art of sword fighting or some other medeival weapon.
They are often very proud of family history and like knowing all about it. They strive to do their best in everything they do and give it 100%.
If you know a Crispin you are incredibly lucky, even more so if you are friends with one.

P1: How is he so good with that sword.
P2: Idk he's just a bit crispin.

by MetricGryphon18 November 3, 2019

Urban Crimping

crimping was origonally a term to describe the steeling of apples in the countryside - urban crimping is steeling road signs/cones, house for sale signs, road name signs and the like while under the influence of alcohol at around 2am

dude... lets go..... err what was i gonna say.... er oh yea mate,grab me that beer and lets go urban crimping!!!!!

by meigel sanchez June 12, 2006

Crapping Horseshoes

When one just has everything go right for them, much to the degree of irritation. Can be applied to any situation, such video games, meeting the opposite sex, field of work or education, technology issues, and life in general.

Also referred to as "that's fucking bullshit".

Check his boxers, he's definitely crapping horseshoes.

by OhSnapMan October 21, 2010

Cropping Rule

The tighter the crop, the fatter the chick.

According to the cropping rule, if you only see eyes to lips she's at least 350#.

by Pussbucket January 21, 2011

clipping the hedges

To trim your nose hair.

Grace: you excited for that party?
Lindsey: Yeah, but I’ll need to clip the hedges first.
Grace: I would never go to a party without clipping the hedges.

by Rocklicker December 31, 2017

crippling memeaholic

The problem of having a crippling meme adiction and not being able to control it

He was a good kid, but then he became a crippling memeaholic

by Captainsmd October 9, 2018