How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

Questions usually asked by inquisitive children, such as:
Why are we here?
Which came first? The chicken or the egg?

Son: Dad, How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Dad: A woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by caxwl July 13, 2004

cooldat

That of which is the topic, or situation, is cool. Also, to mean acceptance of the information or situation at hand.

Hey Scott, we are going to the beach today. Scott replies: Cooldat, I'll join ya.

by hookedonit March 23, 2011

I could eat

An easy way of saying "I'm not hungry, but if you're cooking/buying me food I'm up for eating it."

"Hey I'm running to McD's, you want me to grab you something??" "Yeah, I could eat."

by breezy-licious September 10, 2011

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood

the tongue twister, EVERYONE seems to get wrongg.

how much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

it would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could, if a woodchuck could chuck wood.

by amanderrrrrrr April 1, 2008

could not hold that dick up my ass any longer

phrase used to express the inability to tolerate the boiling frustration/anger that someone's unbereable personaliby (or actions) brings upon you any longer

-so.... why did you break up with her/him?
-Cuz every day he/she had to start a fucking fight over the most stupid things!;If it was not the way I dressed, then It was the way I talked, or the friends I hanged out with...
-wow, really?

- yeah; I just could not hold that dick up my ass any longer! so I ended it

by lazy_freak154 October 24, 2010

A dog could get used to this

The most predicted line in all movies where dogs are speaking English. These movies already suck enough, but having to throw in this line is an embarrassment. Were all sick of watching a dog drink coffee and read the paper!

Dog 1: This is the life. No rules, no sticks to fetch, just sitting back watching some TV.
Dog 2: I love it. A dog could get used to this.

by Puppet Killer December 20, 2009

Only a face a mother could love

This term is used to describe ugly, unattractive people who have absolutely no chance of dating a sane woman/man.

Jim: "Who is that ugly freak of nature?"

Steve: "Oh that's the guy with only a face a mother could love"

by DigitalFort December 5, 2010