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Sket control

A sket is a girl who is a slag, she'll shag anyone. To help out a friend you shout Sket control when such a girl is mentioned or seen. It is sometimes sung in a football chant style, as a group event.
Sket walks past, a mate starts checking her out.

"No man, SKET CONTROL!"

(chant)

Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control.
Sket control sket control sket control
skkkeeeettt ccooontrrooolll. ket control.
by Conchord91 March 17, 2010
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Process Control

A branch of Chemical Engineering that makes as much sense as a sequel to 'Titanic'. Also known as the 'Dark Arts of Chem Eng' or 'Absolute Bullshit', this course is hated by all who've encountered it.
Can only be learned from an evil professor through a series of lectures of confusing and often archaic material.
Process Control is a pathway to abilities some consider unnatural.

I felt a great disturbance in the input signal, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. I fear something terrible has happened.

*cough*, *cough-nerd-cough* Sorry for the nerdy in-joke, I'm an engineer.
by Captainfailure May 8, 2008
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control

What every human being desires yet has such a hard time obtaining it
People go out of their way to have complete control of their life but seem to get very lost on this journey
by Dubiks December 27, 2018
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Air Traffic Controller

One who keeps the little blips from running into each other.
The Air Traffic Controller is the one who "really" flies the planes in his or her airspace...NOT THE PILOTS.
by TRACKER August 2, 2007
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birth control

*while giving birth*

Your mom: Damn, I should have used birth control....
Your dad: Damn straight!
by viva_la_gloria July 28, 2009
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Cock Control

Controlling a man's overall behavior (as in Domination/submission) by controlling his masturbation and orgasms.
Want a well behaved, attentive man? Learn cock control...once you've got that down, he'll do anything you want him to...without being asked!
by allydeniesyou February 20, 2009
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peace control

when you box a dog water player with no earnings like a fish an they cant do any thing about it.
“hi im peace control cam you literally suck kid get boxed im about to 200 pump you with this frickin spazz your literally dog water get some earnings
by peace control cam December 19, 2020
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