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contract year

The concious act of bettering your looks/social standing in hopes of improving upon the quality of person you're sleeping with.
Andrew: Yo, did you know Chris has lost 50lbs and has been tanning?

Chad: Yea, he's in a contract year and hoping to cash in on some sweet snizz
by jbeegeezy March 20, 2008
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Contacter

somone who gets sexual pleasure out of "accidentaly" touching somone

Ex- Touching somones foot who sits by you with your foot.

Swimming by somone and rubbing their leg with your hand whilst you swim.

Bumping into somone in a crowded hall way.
Mary keeps bumping into me before class. The halls aren't even that crowded, I think she is a contacter.
by Nickzashamin January 22, 2009
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Contractual Rape

The moment when an enlisted member of the military no longer wishes to be in the military, but is compelled to serve out the remainder of their contract. This usually occurs about midway through a four year enlistment.
Sergeant Smith was tired of the Army always fucking him over, But he still had two years left on his contract so he had to bend over and submit to the contractual rape.
by Slappy Hooper November 7, 2012
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Zero Hour Contract Dad

In a similar context to the employment contract.
A zero hour contract dad is a father who is forced to adhere to limited hours with their child/children while in fear of being released from their "contract" basically having their child access stopped by a controlling mother.
"I just dont find it fair. Shes treating me like a zero hour contract dad. Giving me such short hours to see my kids and if I am unable to come to hours dropped on me at the last minute she stops my access"
by David newington April 13, 2020
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retirement contract

What a free agent recieves when he signs with the San Francisco Giants.
The next Free Agent who will sign with SF this offseason will recieve a retirement contract.
by UnderPressure September 28, 2006
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Independent Contractor

Used by more profesional or high end prostitutes to describe there chosen line of work.
I,m not a ho I'm an independent contractor. Get it right.
by Flatchmasterson January 18, 2010
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get a contract

the female equivalent of 'if you like it, you'd better put a ring on it' -better get signed, sealed delivered, and preggers, before the parts go bad!
jan managed to get a contract, then went on the kfc, potato chip and bon-bon diet!

she made sure to get a contract before her booty went bad!
by michael foolsley November 27, 2009
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