constiplating

Thinking or designing while your head is up your ass.

The engineer was constiplating on how to build a water plant.

by WEWA August 30, 2007

constitutional

Pooping. Having a bowel movement worth taking a long time. Someone who takes a morning constitutional is often said to be a member of the "ten minute club."

Finished my coffee, now is time for my morning constitutional.

by adam_knows February 15, 2017

The Constitution

A magical document that always agrees with you.

You can't charge $14 for movie popcorn because the Constitution says so!

by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 25, 2018

Constitution Shredders

Constitution Shredders first gained power during the Bush Administraion. After the "events" of 9/11/01, George W. Bush pushed for more government control to "fight terrorism." Bush's Patriot Act, warrantless wiretapping and censorship marked the beginning of the end of the Bill of Rights. The Right Wing nut jobs' continuous anti-gay and "pro-life" actions are attacks on the "equal protection under the law" provsions of the constitution. Now in 2010 as the anti-immigrant movement grows, John Boehner and other G.O.P. Congressmen and Senators are talking about changing the 14th Ammendment. They want to deny U.S. Citizenship to children born in America if the parents are illeagal immigrants!

The Republican Party is full of Constitution Shredders!
Stop the madeness and save our Constition and maintain our rights!

by Charles_U_Farley August 14, 2010

Constiplation

con·sti·pla·tion \ˌkän(t)-stə-ˈplā-shən, 1 : To spend a vast amount of time thinking about whether or not you need or can poop.

Dude, I ate a dicey burrito this morning for breakfast, and I've wasted the entire last hour tied up in constiplation, I really don't want it to hit me during the meeting.

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by LevArtation February 18, 2011

constitutional

bowel movement, poo, dump, crap--- generally in the morning

Having a bowl of Irish oatmeal helped him with his morning constitutional.

by nycgirlh June 12, 2007

morning constitutional

While most might think of a early morning walk when hearing this term, the term morning constitutional can also be used to define what happens when someone has to take a early morning bowel movement.

Samuel took a newspaper in to read during his morning constitutional.

by Sam Goodspeed August 30, 2006